Pain in my arse

I had a pretty bad day yesterday.

I started off my morning by landing, left side, bum first, at the bottom of a fleet of tiled stairs. I think I must have slipped in my blur state.

Lucky it happened at home, as I was in a skirt. I think I will just bury myself or pretend to die if it happened elsewhere.

My threshold of pain is quite high, but when I sat at the botom of the stairs, I was in deep pain and shock. I couldn't talk yet alone move. I knew I was fucked.

The horrid fall left me with a 6 inch long, and 2.5 inch wide bruise on my left butt cheek. It's garishly purple with hints of black and red now. I took a picture to examine the aftermath; I'd wanna post it here but it wuld be near porn to do so. My left elbow was not spared too. I thnk I bump the joint area so now its aching with a roundish bruise on the skin.

Still I went to work yesterday - unable to sit properly or walk properly. And to make my day worse, my office's internet was down the whole day, which means I have no way of grunting my sorrows away on MSN or on this blog. Imagine my frustrations. But i did discover that I can go online on my Sony Ericsson, which was quite a cheer. The lengths people will go for the desperation of being online, huh.

Before you laugh your head off just like my mom, my sister, my dad, my besties at this unfortunate incident, lemme repeat that IT IS NOT FUNNYYYYYY ok?

Try having a fat, swollen, painful purplish bump on your ass for a day.

No wonder they call Barney a pain in the ass.

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Negativity aside, I had the most delicious carbonara & pavlova in Delicious, Bangsar with R yesterday. I left for home with a red parrot and a black horsie around my neck. Thanks R!